Gentilmen Ladies and autumn and here's the first place to start publishing some great stories of daily life of the Bells Tour Guides while engaged in their work! I see some beautiful and Conrad as saying .. "does not end here!" ;-)
VALENTINA, enabled English was involved with a group of Italians when stopped by police: "Ma'am I can show the license? .. I'm sorry, I have to sanction it"
- "What and why? ?
- "You're working with a group of Italians and Italian language does not have the badge .." O__O '
ELVIRA, visit the thermal baths at Herculaneum "is approaching a tourist with un'auricolare and asks:
- "Excuse me, but this was a church?
ELVIRA: (looks at him and adds" no, actually this is a cloister.
-tourists "ohh thank you very much!
Nicolini, 15 years ago had the honor to act as a guide Tourism to the famous actor Danny de Vito and his wife, then was lit pompei: Wife of
de Vito "but from where they took the electricity Pompeii"?
-De Vito, "the thighs of your sister!
-Tourists sorry but that hole there on the wall that serves?
ANTONIO "All the holes are used to put something inside ;-)
ROBERTO Pompeii Travel Guide:" I was shocked when at the end of the tour, the ladies asked me
"but Giuvinò ; here o ' fatt succies when it? "
GIORGIO explains the structure outside the brothel to their cruisers when approached by a British tourist with the audio guide and asks"
"Excuse me, what number is this? GIORGIO
"sixtynine inside .. Mrs.
not understanding the joke dialed the number sixty nine on the audio guide and made a puzzled face..: D
AG professor and archaeologist, told of when he made a visit to Pompeii with the Benevento explains each and features a meticulously researched and technical language. In the end is approaching a lady of the group that all the time had smiled and said
"-Dr as you are beautiful, as well spoken .. but I can tell you a what? I I did not understand anything ...!
Finish the first part ..
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